Many people know that the Library prints more than 1.5 million pages each year. But what they don't know is that we go through more than 5 million staples! Here's why...
Some students conduct stapling at Olympic levels, exerting more force on one staple than a 20 foot crock might exert on the leg of an unwitting gazelle.
In a mere 15 minutes, we might accumulate a snarling pile of staples, looking something like this
A beautifully executed staple job might look like this
Whereas a poorly executed job might turn out to be a ghastly horror
But with careful practice, and a healthy dose of patience, you too can become a happy and content stapler!
2 comments:
Andy, great report on the art of stapling. Loved the ketchup, too. Very classy.
Gorey.
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